Saturday, January 23, 2010
♥ Intro -_-
Ahem ::clears throat::
I'd like to introduce myself but first a tip...
Tip #1: Ladies (and guys -_-) if your nail polish is chipping especially one that is bright and obvious...do me a favor, grab some polish remover and get the rubbin'!
That shit looks trashy and if you see a cute guy or someone whom you want to believe takes you as "sophisticated", e.g. your boss...you will look gross. Plus you'll totally avoid showing your hands to anyone. Soon you'll be holding a can of soda like a cripple. It can get complicating.
Im Nikki Vida, always fashionably late, bringing you a little bit of everything.
I'd like to introduce myself but first a tip...
Tip #1: Ladies (and guys -_-) if your nail polish is chipping especially one that is bright and obvious...do me a favor, grab some polish remover and get the rubbin'!
That shit looks trashy and if you see a cute guy or someone whom you want to believe takes you as "sophisticated", e.g. your boss...you will look gross. Plus you'll totally avoid showing your hands to anyone. Soon you'll be holding a can of soda like a cripple. It can get complicating.
Lets not even get on toes
Seriously?
Seriously?
So yea, I'm Nikki Vida. And this is kinda how I roll.
Moving on...
We feel so good when we watch it...we find ourselves grinning at the T.V. never wanting to miss a moment and shooshing everyone in the room when its on...
You guessed it, Reality T.V. -_-
Is it just me or has it become this portal of "My life totally sucks less than yours does" slash "::Point and laugh, point and laugh:: I may be sitting on my fat ass but you look like a total douche on national television!"
I can't get enough of it...you know you can't either...speaking of douches and reality t.v.
Moving on...
We feel so good when we watch it...we find ourselves grinning at the T.V. never wanting to miss a moment and shooshing everyone in the room when its on...
You guessed it, Reality T.V. -_-
Is it just me or has it become this portal of "My life totally sucks less than yours does" slash "::Point and laugh, point and laugh:: I may be sitting on my fat ass but you look like a total douche on national television!"
I can't get enough of it...you know you can't either...speaking of douches and reality t.v.
I'll be honest...I used to feel bad for Heidi Montag. I thought she was this nice girl with a douchebag boyfriend... but what did I know. They are just a match made in Wal-Mart
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Im Nikki Vida, always fashionably late, bringing you a little bit of everything.
Labels: bored, celebrities, fashion, funny, humor
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